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Post  James Stocks Mon May 14, 2012 1:10 am

Friend of mine from another forum summed up how his take would be.

In his verison of THE AVENGERS, Captain America shoots himself upon discovering the nature of modern society, Iron Man is forced into an existential crisis when is trapped alone in the suit without power for hours and must contemplate the results of his selfish life in complete darkness, the Hulk becomes aroused by Black Widow and murders her accidentally when trying to rape her, Thor and his brother express their family issues by staring silently across a kitchen table at each other for twenty minutes before finally breaking down and crying, and all of the SHIELD characters are killed by the alien invaders along with most of the East Coast as a final retribution against American foreign policy. The aliens are themselves defeated by the poor management and inefficient leadership of their commanders, showing that there is no true heroism in the world, and that incompetence and apathy are the only saviours of mankind.

Gotta say, I lol'd.
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Post  Apologist Puncher Mon May 14, 2012 1:27 am

Stockslivevan wrote:Friend of mine from another forum summed up how his take would be.

In his verison of THE AVENGERS, Captain America shoots himself upon discovering the nature of modern society, Iron Man is forced into an existential crisis when is trapped alone in the suit without power for hours and must contemplate the results of his selfish life in complete darkness, the Hulk becomes aroused by Black Widow and murders her accidentally when trying to rape her, Thor and his brother express their family issues by staring silently across a kitchen table at each other for twenty minutes before finally breaking down and crying, and all of the SHIELD characters are killed by the alien invaders along with most of the East Coast as a final retribution against American foreign policy. The aliens are themselves defeated by the poor management and inefficient leadership of their commanders, showing that there is no true heroism in the world, and that incompetence and apathy are the only saviours of mankind.

Gotta say, I lol'd.

Very funny indeed.

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Post  thecolorsblend Mon May 14, 2012 1:32 am

The fact that your friend isn't a member here is surely some kind of criminal act...
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Post  Apologist Puncher Mon May 14, 2012 1:44 am

thecolorsblend wrote:The fact that your friend isn't a member here is surely some kind of criminal act...

Yes.

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Post  webhead2006 Mon May 14, 2012 9:09 am

haha that is pretty funny.
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