'Expendables 3'

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'Expendables 3'

Post  Apologist Puncher on Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:19 pm

Rumor going 'round is, a perfect copy of this film is floating around the interwebs. Three weeks ahead of it's theatrical release. Now, hypothetically, if one were to do something HIGHLY immoral & illegal and WATCH it, what might that wretched creature say about it?

They might say it is the BEST of the series. In-between kicking puppies, that is. They might go on and say Wesley Snipes was pretty badass, especially at the beginning, and that prison might have taught him some humility. That the Expendables we already know are solid as usual, and the "new" ones were up to the task. Victor Ortiz being the weakest of the bunch. Kelsey Grammar was charming and had great chemistry with Stallone, and Harrison Ford's CIA liason was far more effective than Willis'. He even drops an F-bomb. And they might ALSO tell you that Antonio Banderas' character is to 'Expendables 3' what the Hulk was to 'The Avengers'. You'll LOVE him.

I think that vile individual will tell you that the PG-13 rating is a non-factor, with the action being no less than what we saw in the first two. Just less CGI blood. And that some of the CGI actually IN the film has a few shoddy moments. But nothing horrendous.

Oh, and this bread-stealing hooligan might say that the film DOES suffer from something that plagued the first two, and that is not enough development/screen-time for the villain. That's this film series' biggest weakness, and if there IS another one, I hope they correct this. Mel Gibson was great, but deserved more than what he got.

Hopefully all of the rapscallions who toe rented this film pay to see it in the theater. It deserves every dollar it can make, especially going up against 'Guardians' and 'TMNT'. I'll be paying to see it, and I can't recommend enough that you do the same.

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Post  Apologist Puncher on Fri Jul 25, 2014 11:21 pm


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Post  non_amos on Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:47 pm

Hey AP, what kinda rascal would've perpetrated the vile act that you described? I dunno LOL.  Cool 

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Post  Apologist Puncher on Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:00 pm

non_amos wrote:Hey AP, what kinda rascal would've perpetrated the vile act that you described? I dunno LOL.  Cool 

I don't know, but I bet he looks something like THIS:


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Post  non_amos on Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:07 pm

That 'vile act' reminds me of how right before the X-Men Origins: Wolverine was to be released, there was a rough copy circulating around the Internet & some people were even selling burned DVD copies! Complete with unfinished CGI! Have you ever LOL?!  lol! 

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Post  Apologist Puncher on Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:14 pm

non_amos wrote:That 'vile act' reminds me of how right before the X-Men Origins: Wolverine was to be released, there was a rough copy circulating around the Internet & some people were even selling burned DVD copies! Complete with unfinished CGI! Have you ever LOL?!  lol! 

I shall neither confirm nor deny that I had a copy of it on DVD prior to it's release.


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Post  non_amos on Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:21 pm

Problem is, I saw it online but never bothered to buy a copy even though it was 'hot' at the time. Now I wish I had. Now I wish I knew where to find a copy LOL?  Wink 

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Post  Apologist Puncher on Sat Jul 26, 2014 10:34 pm

non_amos wrote:Problem is, I saw it online but never bothered to buy a copy even though it was 'hot' at the time. Now I wish I had. Now I wish I knew where to find a copy LOL?  Wink 

It was pretty horrible.

But go see 'Expendables 3'.

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