Porn One-Ups The Bros. Warner AGAIN.

Axel Braun dropped this shot of Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman in his WONDER WOMAN XXX: AN AXEL BRAUN PARODY - and the subject line of the email was: "David E Kelley can Kiss My Ass "

thecolorsblend wrote:Saw the pic but didn't realize it was from a porno. Damn, that's pretty good quality by any standard, much less that industry's.

James Stocks wrote:You can easily tell by these productions that the filmmakers love their work, and I'm not talking about the sex. There's a lot more thought and heart involved with the "parodies" than one should expect, they come off more as homages. The Adam West Batman one is a prime example. They actually worked their asses off (no pun) on getting every detail right from the nuances to the lighting, ect.

FFS, the love for the productions they homage are much more apparent in these porns than Singer's love for Donner's Superman in SR.

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Apologist Puncher wrote:You know, I would have preferred they made Burton's abortion over Singerman.

Why?

Because at least Nic Cage would have played his OWN Superman, and not crapped all over what Christopher Reeve had done previously. I would have seen it, said "Man, what the F was THAT??", and then forgotten about it. Simple.

But Peeps took a Superman, and Superman film series, that I have enjoyed since I was 3 years old and dumped a steaming pile of shit all over it. It was unforgivable, and any TRUE fan of the character couldn't possibly like it.

Yep. And the real hell of it is that I feel like there's a good movie lurking somewhere in the core concept of Singerman. Singer, oddly enough, is probably the guy least qualified to tell that story but it felt like you could've taken the basic concept and done something that really honored the character. Hell, you could even have done it in the context of the Donner continuity!

Basically, you retroactively establish that Superman's powers were on temporary loan following the events of Superman II. Jor-El didn't permanently restore Superman's abilities, he simply gave them a stay of execution. After Zod and co are dealt with, Jor-El again strips the powers away for five (or however many) years and then Clark lives on Earth only as Clark. Superman would never abandon Earth if he was the only superhero in the game so if you must tell a "Superman returns" type of story, you don't have him blow town willingly. Disillusioned, Clark eventually leaves the Planet and Metropolis and goes off to do his own thing. Basically, Jor-El only gives them back after Superman shows genuine repentance for what he's done and only because he knows Lex Luthor is up to something. And then... Superman keeps his word and ACTS LIKE SUPERMAN.

You set THAT into the story and also set up that The Kid belongs to Cyclops from a previous relationship, The Kid doesn't think of Lois as Mommy and she and Cyclops aren't engaged or living together and... well, I won't say you've got the greatest Superman film ever but you'd have something that does a damn sight more to honor the Donneverse as well as Christopher Reeve's memory than anything you saw in Singerman. I realize those are all POS ideas up there but if I can come up with something off the top of my head that's better than Singerman but still uses the core concept, surely a real writer (ie, not the high schoolers from X2) could do something even better.

non_amos wrote:Colors, taking that idea you have there in that post, just imagine that if your idea had been done at such a time that Christopher Reeve really was still in the picture. Say it was either before his accident or.....if by some stroke of luck he'd never had the accident due to having more active work. Anyway, the point is, he reprises his role, even though he may have aged a little. Ditto for the rest of the cast.

non_amos wrote:Another idea would've been to use the same concepts but have a new cast but not the cast they actually ended up with. And no Singer either. So maybe you have Gerard Christopher taking over the mantle which I quite frankly am sorry it never happened! So either with Reeve or a new cast we still would've had a better film.