Superman Returns Original Director’s Script Unearthed; Apologists Nut…

In a transparent attempt to recover some of their loss, WB executives have brought about a public relation triumph with the discovery of the original Bryan Singer script, complete with production notes and jizz stains. They expect the script to bring minimally a fraction of the domestic total. One high ranking WB V.P. was heard to say under his breath, “Maybe we can get something back from this piece of shit!”

WB officials caution if you are the winning bidder, you must pick up the script they aren’t wasting anymore money to ship it to you!